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Everything You Need to Know About Wordle, the Word-Guessing Game That’s Sweeping the Nation

Including step-by-step instructions and even a few knockoffs that let you keep getting your word-game fix — If you’re like me, you like word games. Or, more accurately, if you’re really like me, you LOVE word games. That’s why the past few weeks it has been fun to see something go viral that didn’t start with “corona.” But before I get into the specifics of Wordle, I…

Words

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Everything You Need to Know About Wordle, the Word-Guessing Game That’s Sweeping the Nation
Everything You Need to Know About Wordle, the Word-Guessing Game That’s Sweeping the Nation
Words

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Slackjaw

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A Brief, 3000-Year Recap Of Cancel Culture

From Socrates to Mr. Potato Head. — In the beginning, humankind created culture, and it was good. Then someone got all bent out of shape about something trivial, and that culture got canceled. Here’s a recap of all the things we’ve lost to cancel culture over the past few millennia. When: 399 BC What: Socrates Why: Was it because…

Humor

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A Brief, 3000-Year Recap Of Cancel Culture
A Brief, 3000-Year Recap Of Cancel Culture
Humor

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MuddyUm

·Nov 2, 2022

Top-10 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn’t Do NaNoWriMo This Year

Just think how many trees you’ll save — Every year in November, a bunch of pie-in-the-sky would-be novelists swarm over to www.nanowrimo.org to write a 50,000-word novel in a month. Why? Because they don’t have the mental-emotional fortitude to do it on their own and need cool swag and pep talks from famous authors. Well, I’ve tried NaNoWriMo…

NaNoWriMo

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Top-10 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn’t Do NaNoWriMo This Year
Top-10 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn’t Do NaNoWriMo This Year
NaNoWriMo

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Floodgates

·Mar 7, 2022

Wordle Spinoffs: The Complete and Authoritative Index

Comprehensive list includes Quordle, Octordle, Globle, Factle, Heardle, and so many more Wordle is now part of our everyday vocabulary. At least our 5-letter vocab. And I couldn’t be happier about it. Even better, it’s spawned a gigantic number of spinoffs. But for some reason, many of these spinoffs are…

Wordle

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Wordle Spinoffs: The Complete and Authoritative Index
Wordle Spinoffs: The Complete and Authoritative Index
Wordle

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Floodgates

·Feb 16, 2022

All the Wordle Spinoffs You Can Handle

A deep dive into some of the best Wordle spinoffs — NOTE: Scroll to the bottom for an extensive list. Or head to the Complete and Authoritative List of Wordle Spinoffs for links and easy access to all your favorites. If you’re like me, you’ve been playing the crap out of Wordle. I’d say “obsessed,” but that isn’t 5 letters. I…

Wordle

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All the Wordle Spinoffs You Can Handle
All the Wordle Spinoffs You Can Handle
Wordle

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MuddyUm

·Jan 5, 2022

Suffering from Writer’s Block?

Here’s exactly how to tell —

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Suffering from Writer’s Block?
Suffering from Writer’s Block?
Writing

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MuddyUm

·Nov 2, 2021

What Is Laziness?

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Laziness

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What Is Laziness?
What Is Laziness?
Laziness

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MuddyUm

·Oct 27, 2021

Pros And Cons Of Trick-Or-Treating As An Adult

It’s the one day a year no one bitches about wearing a mask — By Drew Patty and Ryan Zaharako Pro: Reliving your childhood, using your imagination, and feeling like a kid again. Con: Adult spandex. Pro: TPing Old Man Jenkin’s house. Con: Using up all your TP during a pandemic. Pro: Dressed as an Avenger, you can walk the neighborhood with pride as…

Humor

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Pros And Cons Of Trick-Or-Treating As An Adult
Pros And Cons Of Trick-Or-Treating As An Adult
Humor

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Floodgates

·Sep 28, 2021

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MuddyUm

·Sep 20, 2021

13 Words My 7-Year-Old Can’t Pronounce

Psketti, lie-berry, dicks-text, and other hilarious misspoken terms — Psketti Psketti is spaghetti. Classic kid talk. Lie-berry Library, naturally. I mean, we’ve all done that. Listen to some of your coworkers and I bet they still say it that way. Aminal You can probably figure this one out. Still cute when she says it, and I can’t bring myself to…

Humor

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13 Words My 7-Year-Old Can’t Pronounce
13 Words My 7-Year-Old Can’t Pronounce
Humor

3 min read

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Drew Patty

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Writer. Editor. Poet. Eater of food. Dad to three amazing kids. Occasionally humorous.

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